Frogs, like any defenseless animal, have been told a series of jokes about them. They’re probably not the funniest jokes ever told, but they can sometimes put a smile on a frog collector’s face. Sometimes, however, the frog collector may not see the funny side. Here goes, laugh and don’t take yourself too seriously.
1. Why did the frog make so many mistakes? She came to the wrong conclusions.
2. What do frogs play at recess? Jumping jacks and jumping frog.
3. Why did the frog read Sherlock Holmes? He liked a good croak and dagger.
4. Who is smarter, a chicken or a frog? a frog of course
How do you know? Well I have never heard of Kentucky Fried Frog.
5. What is a frog’s favorite snack? Cheese and corvinas.
6. Why did the motorcyclist buy a frog as a pet? To get the flies out of his teeth.
7. Why are frogs good for baseball? Because they catch a lot of flying balls.
8. Why does a frog stop in the gardens? So you don’t miss a fly.
9. What do you get if you cross a sci-fi movie with a toad? Star Wars.
10. What do you call a hundred year old frog? An old croak.
11. What did the frog dress up as on Halloween? to the prince
12. Where does the frog borrow money? From the river bank.
13. Why couldn’t the snake speak? He had a frog in his throat.
14. Which frog has horns? A bullfrog.
15. What is a snake’s favorite climate? Fresh and stale.
16. What is a toad’s favorite sweet? lollipops.
17. What is a frog’s favorite joy? Hop hop hooray.
18. What is dot-dot-croak, dot-dot-croak? walrus toad
19. How deep is a frog pond? Knee deep, knee deep
20. What do you call a frog without legs? It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyway.
21. What is green and dangerous? A frog with a hand grenade.
22. What is white on the outside and green on the inside? A frog sandwich.
23. What does a bankrupt frog say? Barok, barok barok.
24. What is green, green, green, green? A frog rolling down the hill.
25. What is the thirstiest frog in the world? The one who drinks Canada dry.
Frog collectors of the world unite and enjoy your amazing collections!